Britney is the Best Parent Ever

When I was little and I said a swear word, my mom would wash my mouth out with soap. And not that hoity-toity bar stuff, oh no, this was hand soap. She's squirt it in and make me gargle. To this day, every time I say "M**********r", I taste lavender. On the other hand, Britney Spears lets her kids go f**k wild with the curses. (Aw! There it is again. It's in my mouth! Gross.)

While the singer picked up goodies at a swag suite in L.A. last week, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, shocked guests by repeatedly yelling, "Oh sh*t!"

"We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny," one onlooker acknowledged.

How did Britney respond to her sons' antics?

Said the source: "She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving."

Ironically, one of the items on the swag table was a hardback copy of, How To Be The Best Parent Ever. Britney picked it up...before throwing it in the garbage so she could get to the Prada Sunglasses faster.



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